Teacher- Baccho Kabir, Rahim, Mira ka Koi doha sunao, Student - Ganga ke ghat pe ghtna ghti Gambhir, Rahim liye Mira ki pappi or Pakde gye Kabir...

Main To Shayer Hoon, Mujhe Kya Pata Science Kya Hoti Hai, Nazroun Se Chaandh Ojhal Hota Hai, To Bechain Ho Jaata Hoon, Din Ke Ujaley Mein Bhi TujheyChahta Hoon, Raat Ke Andhray Main Bhi Tujhey Dhoonta Hoon, Mai To Shayer Hoon, Mujey Kya Pata Science Kya Hoti Hai.

Arzz kiya hai Hamko paisa vaisa kuch nahichahiye. Hamko sirf pyar chahiye!!!! Wah wah! Agar pyar nahi mila to Tera paisa aur kuch gahne bhi chahiye.

HAAR HAAR ke jitne walo ko Baazigar kehte h wah Wah... HAAR HAAR ke jitne walo ko Baazigar kehte h wah wah ... . . . . . Aur fail ho ho ke Pass hone walo ko ENgINEER kehte hai.

Katrina kaif crore Rupee kamati hai, Wah wah Katrina kaif Crore Rupee kamati hai, . Fir Bhi 30 rupees ka Pauwaa chada ke aati hai.

SWITCH ON KARTE HI BIJALI CHALI GAI. Wah wah. SWITCH ON KARTE HI BIJALI CHALI GAI. AUR, HAME ATE DEKH USKI HICHAKI CHALI GAI.

Ishq main ye anjaam paya hai, Hath pair tootay moon sujayahai, Hospital puhunchay to nurson ne farmaya hai, Baharo phool barsao ek aur majnoo pit kar aya hai.

Aankhon me aansu aa jate hain, Fir bhi labon par hansi rakhni padti hai, Ye haal tabhi hota hai Jab lambe safar me SUSU rokni padti hai..

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha Tab tab Aap jaage the Hamare Dil ne jab chaha Tb tab Aap jaage the Q k wo hum hi the jo Aapk Ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the.

Hamare Dil ne jab chaha Tab tab Aap jaage the Hamare Dil ne jab chaha Tb tab Aap jaage the Q k wo hum hi the jo Aapk Ghar ki Ghanti baja kr bhaage the.

Na ghar ko sajane k liye. na dil ko bahlane k liye. Teri ek tasvir chaiye Apne kheton se bandar bhagane k liye.

Ishq ke school me naya mahol tayar ho gaya, Pappu ki grlfrnd se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bus tbhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail aur pappu pass ho gya.

Arz kiya hai Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi Are us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi Jiske damad hum nhi.

A G, O G. LO G. PADHO G MAIN HU MOBILE MOJI KARTA HU SMS TO TUM BHI KARO G 1-2 KA 4 4-2 KA 1 AMUL IS MAKKHAN &...... MY FRIEND IS "DHAKKAN"

Zindgi apni masti mai jiya kro, Ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo, Tum apna pura dhyan carrierpar mod do, Ishq aur apne girlfriend ko Mujh par chor do :)

*Arz Krta Hu* Baadal Garza Shor K Sath Barish Hui Zor K Sath Zara Dhayan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka Kahin Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or KSath.

Aashikon ko mohabbat ke alava Agar kuchh kaam hota To maikhane jake har roz yun badnam na hota Mil jaati chahne wali Usse bhi kahin raah mein koi Agar kadmon mein nasha aur Hath mein jaam na hota.

1 hasina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai, Teri smile me kya chamk hai, Wo muskura k boli , Are pagal mere Toothpaste me Namk hai.

Ye jo hasinao k baal hain, Aashiko ko fasane k jaal hain Na jane kitno ka piya hai khoon Tabhi to hoth laal hain.

Arz kiya hai! Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti Wah wah Mere siva tu kisi ki ho nahi sakti Wah wah Jaise Pani ke bina tu Apne PICHHWAADA dho nahi sakti.

BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia- - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi Teri SaHeLi Hai.

OLD GENRATION : . . . ROSHNI CHAND SE HOTI H SITARON SE NAHI.... MOHABBAT EK SE HOTI HAI HAZARON SE NAHI... . . . . NEW GENRATION: CHAND KO BHI MIL GAI CHANDNI TARO KA KYA HOGA....?? MOHABBAT EK HI SE KARLI TO BAKI HAZARON KA KYA HOGA.....??:p