લઇ કદીય સરનામું મંદિરનું હવેમારે ભટકવું નથી, જાણીલો, ત્યાં પ્રસાદસિવાય ત્યાં કઈજ મળતું નથી. કારણકે પોલીસવાળા ધક્કા મારી બહાર કાઢે છે ને તારા દર્શન તો થતા નથી અમસ્તી થાય છે ભીડ લોકોની ત્યાં, તારા નામથી આ કતારમાં, થાય કશોટી તારી, એ પગથીયું મારેચઢવું નથી. હશે જો મન સાફ મારું, તો અંતરમાં બિરાજે છે તું આપોઆપ, દીધું છે ઘણુ, ને દેશે જ તું,છે એવી આશ, ભલામણ જેવું કંઈજ કરવું નથી. કળજુગ છે ને એટલે, હજી માણસ સમજ્યો છે ક્યા, માણસની ભાષા ? તારામાં લીન થાઉં, એથી વિશેષ માણસ બનવું નથી.. જ્યાં છે એ નક્કી વાત કે કોઈ અમર નથી, અમૃત મળે તો પણ શું કરું ? એમાં હવે ખાશ કોઈ અસર રહી નથી. ઓ ભગવાન, ખામી તમારા રૂપમાંદેખાય છે હવે, પહેલાં હતી જે, એવી હવે અમારી નજર પણ રહી નથી. ગઈકાલે શું થયું હતું એનું પણ ક્યાં કશું ભાન હોય છે, આજે શું થઇ રહ્યું છે એનીય હવે તો મને કંઈ ખબર નથી! પણ કરું તોય શું કરું હું હવે, પાગલપણું આ પ્રેમનું ને તારા દર્શનનુહદ કરતાં વધી ગયું છે, અને તેથી જ તો શેરીઓમા ફરતોરહું છું. મને ખબર છે જ્યાં તારું ઘર હવે હોતું નથી. આ છૂટવાની રીત કે મિત્રોએ હવે મને કહી જ દીધું છે, શું થઇ શકે હવે, કેજ્યાં તને જ તારી કદર નથી ! આવાગમન છે બંને જગતમાં સતત, ઓ અનિલ, પૂરી જે થાય એવી જીવનની સફર હોતી નથી.

આપે છે દિલાસા અને રડવા નથી દેતા, દુ:ખ મારું મને મિત્રો જીરવવા નથી દેતા; આંસુઓ ટકાવે છે મને ભેજ બનીને, એ જીવતા માણસને સળગવાનથી દેતા.

તેં પણ ભલા કેવો ફસાવ્યોછે મને, જે નથીમારા બની શક્યા, એનો બનાવ્યો છે મને, સાથ આપો કે ના આપો, એ ખુશી છેઆપની, આપનો ઉપકાર તો છે જ,કારણ કે મારગ તો બતાવ્યો છે મને, આ દુઃખ ના કાળમાં આપને જ કરું છું સતત યાદ હું, કારણ કે મારા સુખના કાળમાંઆપે જ હસાવ્યો છે મને, કંઈ નહોતુ મારી પાસે તેમ છતાં, સૌ કોઈ મને લુંટી ગયા છે, કંઈ નહોતુ એટલે તો, મે પણલુટાવા દીધો છે મને, આમ તો હાલત અમારા બેય ની એક સરખી જ છે, મે ગુમાવ્યા છે એમને અને એમણે ગુમાવ્યો છે મને, જુઓ તો ખરા કેવા રડે છે મારા મોત પર આ લોકો, કે જેઓએ જિંદગી આખી રડાવ્યે રાખ્યો છે મને.

આપનું મુખ જોઇ મનમાં થાય છે, મંદીરમાં લોકો અમસ્તા જાય છે. જાગવાનું મન તો ઘણુંયે થાય છે પણ આંખ ખોલું છું તો સપનાં વયા જાય છે. આંસુઓમાં થઇ ગયો તરબોળ હું, આપનું દિલ તોય ક્યાં ભીંજાયછે ? આપ શું સમજો હૃદયની વાતમાં, આપને ક્યાં દર્દ જેવું થાય છે? લાખ કાંટાઓ ભલે મથે સંતાડવા તે છતાંયે ફૂલ ક્યાં સંતાય શકે છે ? દુઃખ પડે છે તેનો જેંતીલાલ ગમ ન કર, ભાગ્યમાં જે હોય છે તે જ થાય છે. એમા ભગવાનનો વાંક શું કામ કાઢવો, જે કર્મ કરો તેનો બદલો તેવોજ પ્રાપ્ત થાય છે

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Dil ki baat unhe batain kaise, Ham unhe apne dil me basay kaise, Yaro koi to idia do , Ham unhe patay ge kaise.

The Ring An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a$5,000 ring and showed it tohim. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I wantsomething very special." At that Statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole bodytrembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check."I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'llwrite it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man,"but can you imagine the weekend I had?" Don't mess with Old People.

A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husbandand says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs aregetting big, and boobs are sagging. I could really use a complement right about now.” The husband replied, “You have really good eye sight!”

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best placefor airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilotwas preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one isthe bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Doctor Doctor Who? You Know My Name

शराब पीना बुरी बात है! एक बार वेटर संताऔर उसका साथी बंता आपस में बातें कर रहे होते है की तभी अचानक संता, बंतासे कहता है; संता: बंता तुझे पता है वो जो 11 नंबर कमरे वाले साहब हैं ना वो कल बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो गए! बंता: क्यों क्याहुआ? संता: होना क्या था, रात को उन्होंने शराब पीकर स्वीमिंग पूल में छलांग लगा दी! बंता: तो क्या पूल में पानी नहीं था? संता: अरे यार पूल में पानी तो था पर जहां छलांगलगाई, वहां स्वीमिंग पूल नहीं था!

गलती करना आदत न बन जाए! संता अपनी तनख्वाह का चेक लेकर अपने बॉस केपास गया और बोला; संता: मेरे वेतन में से दो सौ रुपये कम हैं! बॉस: पिछले महीनेजब मैंने तुम्हें दो सौ रुपये ज्यादा का चेक दिया था, तब तो तुमने कोई शिकायत नहीं की थी? संता: जी वह आपकी पहली गलती थी, इसलिए मैंने ध्यान नहीं दिया,लेकिन अगर गलती करना आप अपनी आदतबना लेंगे तो मुझे कहना ही पड़ेगा ना!

एक सरदारजीको 1 करोड की लॉटरी लग गयी. वह पैसे लेनेके लिए लॉटरी ऑफिसमें गया. उन लोगोंने उससे एक फॉर्म भरवाया और कहा " अब 15 दिन बाद आवो और अपने पैसे ले जाओ ' सरदार - " पंधरा दिन बाद क्यो? 1 करोड मुझे अभी चाहिए ' लॉटरी ऑफिसर - " ऐसे नही होता साहब ... हे तुम्हारा फॉर्म उपर जाएगा और पंधरा दिन बाद पैसे आएंगे ' सरदार - " ऐसा कैसे... मुझे 1करोड की लॉटरी लगी है ... मुझे मेरे पैसे अभी चाहिए' बहुत देर तक लॉटरी ऑफिसर औरउसकी कहा सुनी होती रही आखीर गुस्सेसे लॉटरी ऑफिसरबोला - " आपको सिधे तरह से कहा समझमें नही आता... अब एक पैसा नही मिलेगा... पंधरा दिन बाद आवो और अपना एक करोड ले जाओ'

एक सरदारजी और दुसरा एक आदमी सिटी बस स्टॉपपर बस काइंतजार कर रहे थे. इतनेमे एक बस आगई वे दोनो दौडते हूए जल्दी जल्दी बसमें बैठ गए. दुसरे आदमीने टीकटवालेसे पुछा, " क्या यहबस मुझे अंधेरी स्टशन ले जाएगी' कंडक्टरने बोला " नही' तो वह आदमी उतर गया. फिर सरदारजीने कंडक्टरसे पुछा, " अच्छा यह बस मुझे तोले जाएगी अंधेरी स्टेशन?'

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